This morning I woke up and thought “Hey self, remember how every Saturday and Sunday for 9 years we thought it was a good idea to jump out of an airplane with complete strangers on their first skydives and hope they wouldn’t kill us? Sometimes strapping the stranger to our body so we were trapped with them until we go to the ground? While making that sweet sweet jump money? Yeah,...
Overheard in the audience / explaining roller...
Experienced Audience Member: In old school roller derby people never lined up on the jammer line
New audience member: Old school? How long ago was that?
Experienced: oh, 12 months ago.