February 2012
43 posts
daphnedoesderby:
Today I thought I saw one of my derby sisters on the train. While I tried to work out if it was her, the woman turned and gave me a shocked look. I’m now convinced she was psychic and thought I was insulting her.
When I am King of the World, all derby people will be required to wear their helmets at all times, even outside of practice. It’s the only way I can recognize...
Daphne Does Derby: Let me tell you something you... →
daphnedoesderby:
Let me tell you something you already know about me. I really love roller derby. When I started, it seemed like skating as fast as I could around the track would be the best feeling ever, and that was absolutely right.
For the last few weeks, I’ve been trying to prove something to myself and to…
First rule of rollerderby, meter it so you don’t burn out.
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merbyderbyschmerby:
sporkoftitan:
merbyderbyschmerby:
accio-rollerskates:
Geeks who drink. Beeramid!! (Taken with instagram)
Attn: Derby Wife.
You need to get some of this stuff from your homeland so we can do this.
Noooooo!! As a Texan, I object. People from Texas do not drink Lone Star. We drink Shiner Bock.
but I can get Shiner Bock in Indiana.
And Lone Star is nasty!...
barackobama:
Yeah, we had to.
Koch Brothers, Allies Pledge $100 Million At... →
wilwheaton:
At a private three-day retreat in California last weekend, conservative billionaires Charles and David Koch and about 250 to 300 other individuals pledged approximately $100 million to defeat President Obama in the 2012 elections.
I wonder what would happen if these pigfuckers would spend $100 Million to actually improve the lives of the 99%, instead of trying to make themselves...
“If you win the NCAA championship, you come to the White House. Well, if you’re a...”
– President Obama will host the second annual White House Science Fair in Washington tomorrow.
“Fourteen year old Joey Hudy from Phoenix, Arizona is already a Maker Faire veteran,” reads the White House press release.
“He invented an Extreme Marshmallow Cannon and an LED Cube Microcontroller...
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Confetti
citationneeded:
Confetti is commonly used at social gatherings such as parties, weddings, and Bar Mitzvahs but is considered taboo at funerals.
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Confetti? I’ll take you one better. My final plans involve what all skydivers end up on: an ash dive.
A skydiver dies from whatever causes and then gets cremated. His Rigger (the guy with the sewing machine the kept all his gear in...
This is a Robert Pattinson appreciation post. I...
Begrudgingly liking him now.
ohhaiguise:
fireplacegirl10:
ALL THE AWARDS
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2012 WFTDA Surveys - Women’s Flat Track Derby... →
Dooo eeet!
merbyderbyschmerby:
Do it.
