September 2011
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More Exchanges
amonsteraday:
Me: “We should open a cheese shop!”
Billy: “We should just go buy things at a cheese shop.”
Me: “Haha, downgraded. We should just walk by a cheese shop.”
Billy: “We should rob a cheese shop. We’ll be the Cagney and Lacey of the cheese world.”
Me: “……..”
Billy: “Cagney and Lacey were cops, weren’t they?”
Me: “Yeah.”
Billy: “Dirty cops.”
Me: “Cagney and Lacey were not dirty...
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To all Occupy Wall Street Participants, here is... →
Dear Wil Wheaton, I’m sure everyone in the Occupy Wall St protests thanks you for your support.
Now STFU & GBTW
You’ve got a nice niche as a nerd culture icon. However you have no cred what so ever to try and give advice on how nonviolent protests should be run.
You want cred for being a celebrity in a movement? Earn it like Martin Sheen does.
Don’t sit there and blog...
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SUZY HOTROD WILL BE IN ESPN MAGAZINE'S THE BODY...
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chocoatmeal:
what amazing exposure for roller derby!!!
Reblogging and adding “sports” !
a big step forward for roller derby and the WFDTA!
Torn on this. Ok, Rollerderby is getting treated a legit sport in the worst monthly sports magazine. That’s cool. But the first time it’s done it’s part of a naked issue? Is that the equality our sport...
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The problem with hairy knuckles
This is an actual conversation I had over sushi the other night with my oldest friend.
Him: You ever notice your knuckles get hairy when you get older?
Me: Uh-huh, and nose hair too. Badges of aging. I traded my jumpshot for more body hair.
Him: Well, it was bugging me the other night
Me: Oh no
Him: So I shaved them
Me: Oh gawd
Him: But that made another problem....
Me: Oh no
Him: My hands then looked all hairy
Me: ...and...
Him: so I shaved my hands
Me: damn
Him: But then that made it look like I had these sleeves of hair stopping at my hands
Me: ...you didn't...
Him: So I had to shave all my arms, what do you think?
Me:
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Sometimes, you aren't good enough
styxnstones:
Somewhere, in one of the internet graveyards lies a private post I wrote on MySpace after not getting drafted on to a home team.
My derby career has not been filled with glory.
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I started out as a terrible skydiver.
My first jump I landed 9 1/2 miles away from the dropzone on ostrich farm. I had to beg my instructors to let me go again.
The rest of my student...
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A defunct satellite will crash on earth within the...
hokieanna:
knarka:
They don’t exactly know where or when until two hours before it actually comes down.
Track the latest updates from NASA here: http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/uars/index.html
Bring it!
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WatchIf you read this Tumblr, your want to watch this for the big reveal.
Draw a Stickman →
level50nerd:
This is amazing! :D
Yes it is!
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“Courts in GA sought the death penalty for 70% of black defendants with white...”
– ACLU (via black-culture)
I’m not against the death penalty as a concept. I am against it I’m our country as long as it is so rascist in it’s execution.
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amonsteraday:
Me: “Make some soup?”
B: “Did you say Ace of Soup?”
Me: “Ah yes, Ace of Soup.”
B: “That Ace of Base cover band from the ’90s.”
Me: “They only sang songs about soup, set to the music of Ace of Base.”
B: “If only I could remember an Ace of Base song…”
Me: “All that she wants is some minestrone…that’s all I’ve got.”
B: “That’s all you need.”
You two really need to print this...
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WatchSometimes jams are awesome from an officiating perspective. This is Period 2, Jam 3 of Montreal vs Dutchland playing for 7th place. Watch this jam and see the point when pack definition breaks your brain right at the end.
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