If you’ve already bought tickets to Nightmare on 95, the WFTDA East Region Playoffs in Baltimore Sept. 16-18, you’re in for a real treat. (And if you haven’t bought tickets yet, what are you waiting for?! The event is likely to sell out, so get them now at nightmareon95.com/tickets.) Although…
I’m sure everyone will be attending so they can see me in a hot pink shirt holding a clipboard for three days.
OH MY GOD LEGIT FLAILING THERE IS A DINOSAUR LAND OH MY GOD I HAVE TO GO
SWEET BUTTERED BISCUIT THIS IS SO AWESOME. WHY DO I HAVE TO LIVE IN CALIFORNIA AND NOT VIRGINIA, I WANT TO GO TO DINOSAUR LAND FOR MY BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK AND TAKE PICTURES BY DINOSAURS AND WEAR MY DINO HAT AND PRETEND THEY ARE MY FRIENDS
OH MAN THEY HAVE A GIFT SHOP TOO, HOLY BABY MEATBALL. I BET THEY SELL ALL KINDS OF COOL SHIT THERE LIKE POSTCARDS AND MAGNETS WITH DINOS ON THEM. OH THEY SELL JAMS AND JELLIES TOO? FUCK YEAH I WANT SOME T-REX JELLY TO PUT ON MY TOAST
“In addition to those pictured above, the following animals are available for your viewing enjoyment at Dinosaur Land….PRAYING MANTIS”